Little girl learning to swim with her dad at Protea hotel:
"Don't let go or I'll drown to death!"
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Patient: I've been attacked!
Nicola: What have you been attacked by?!
Patient: Asthma!
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Clinical officer clerking:
Patient name - Fatness P_____
Presenting complaint - Total body swelling
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Clinical officer clerking:
Presenting complaint - Attempted suicide by pulling on gentiles
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Mortality review meeting:
"On examination the condition of patient was fair, but unconscious"
At Becky's birthday dinner last night:
Tim - Alex would you like me to try your dessert for you while you wait for a spoon?
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